October 30, 2002
Greetings on Wednesday in Tucson,
Getting ready to head off to work and wonder whats in store for me next.
Richie sent an email this morning asking me what my days off are and are they consistent.
Seems to me like someone might be planning a trip :)
That sure would be exciting!! I would like to see him pull up with 3 of his friends and load me up into a big truck and take off.....out of here.... But I made my own bed and thus as the saying goes I must lie in it. And am doing so, not too gracefully I might add. Enough on the pitty party.
The response was good from the 96 picture album I sent out to select people yesterday.
Glad to know all but one, (J.T.) were able to view without any issues.
Couple peple said it was long, but hey, 96 pictures with captions are not easy to look thru. :)
Come on Jeffrey figure out how to open that up, Just giving you a hard time.....
Im so nervous about going into work, I never should have let myself get to a point where I had to walk on eggshells, so to speak. Someone told me, Don't count your chickens.....
Today has already started with many interesting coincidences, maybe thats why im a bit more concerned about work today.
As well, I should get going. Get these shoes on and head on in, give me a chance to approach my supervisor.
Have a good day, talk with you later~me
Getting ready to head off to work and wonder whats in store for me next.
Richie sent an email this morning asking me what my days off are and are they consistent.
Seems to me like someone might be planning a trip :)
That sure would be exciting!! I would like to see him pull up with 3 of his friends and load me up into a big truck and take off.....out of here.... But I made my own bed and thus as the saying goes I must lie in it. And am doing so, not too gracefully I might add. Enough on the pitty party.
The response was good from the 96 picture album I sent out to select people yesterday.
Glad to know all but one, (J.T.) were able to view without any issues.
Couple peple said it was long, but hey, 96 pictures with captions are not easy to look thru. :)
Come on Jeffrey figure out how to open that up, Just giving you a hard time.....
Im so nervous about going into work, I never should have let myself get to a point where I had to walk on eggshells, so to speak. Someone told me, Don't count your chickens.....
Today has already started with many interesting coincidences, maybe thats why im a bit more concerned about work today.
As well, I should get going. Get these shoes on and head on in, give me a chance to approach my supervisor.
Have a good day, talk with you later~me
October 29, 2002
Talk Dirty to Me
Things overheard at the STD clinic
by Paul Demko
The quotes below are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments.
"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."
"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."
"My last period looked like meat."
"My balls feel soft and mushy."
"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"I got the dripper."
"I have food chunks in my urine."
"Had sex with my daughter's fiancé and then douched with Lysol--feelin' a little raw down there."
"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."
"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."
"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."
"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."
"Can't you put the swab in further?"
"I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."
"Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"The seam in my circumcision split open."
"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."
"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."
"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"
"My pee smells like ham."
Things overheard at the STD clinic
by Paul Demko
The quotes below are complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments.
"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."
"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."
"My last period looked like meat."
"My balls feel soft and mushy."
"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"I got the dripper."
"I have food chunks in my urine."
"Had sex with my daughter's fiancé and then douched with Lysol--feelin' a little raw down there."
"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."
"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."
"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."
"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."
"Can't you put the swab in further?"
"I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."
"Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"The seam in my circumcision split open."
"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."
"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."
"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"
"My pee smells like ham."
Tuesday night, I got a battery!!! Its so nice to have my Explorer back. Such a nice comfy ride.....heard from some friends back in Indiana tonight and yesterday. Makes me reminiscent of the fall and the holidays....
Some notes,
Jeffrey- all is well, don't worry about it ~ silly sam
Matt - you need a vacation
Mom - hope you didnt flip when you finally saw 2 men kissing in pictures
everyone keep your fingers crossed that I didn;t lose my job yesterday for being 7 minutes late.
I have never been late for my shift, only have missed days of work or have been sick,
but they have attendence issues with me. I havent missed a day since 08/09. But they told me 0 lost time or I could be fired. shit shit shit, I had trouble in traffic with my loaner car......
Night for now ~ me
Some notes,
Jeffrey- all is well, don't worry about it ~ silly sam
Matt - you need a vacation
Mom - hope you didnt flip when you finally saw 2 men kissing in pictures
everyone keep your fingers crossed that I didn;t lose my job yesterday for being 7 minutes late.
I have never been late for my shift, only have missed days of work or have been sick,
but they have attendence issues with me. I havent missed a day since 08/09. But they told me 0 lost time or I could be fired. shit shit shit, I had trouble in traffic with my loaner car......
Night for now ~ me
October 28, 2002
Happy Monday!!!!!!
Well, lets continue to to try and update these journal entries... I have not been having the best of luck updating the last couple of days. I havent got alot of time to update this morning as its time to head out for my day at work starting with my new schedule 1130-8.... ugh. This job is so trying on my patience. Im sure I'll have lots of fun stuff to share tonight, as well as page 2 of the scoop is coming soon....... I will be compiling a large photo page.
Hope all is well, and everyone have a great day. Talk to you later ~ me
Well, lets continue to to try and update these journal entries... I have not been having the best of luck updating the last couple of days. I havent got alot of time to update this morning as its time to head out for my day at work starting with my new schedule 1130-8.... ugh. This job is so trying on my patience. Im sure I'll have lots of fun stuff to share tonight, as well as page 2 of the scoop is coming soon....... I will be compiling a large photo page.
Hope all is well, and everyone have a great day. Talk to you later ~ me
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