February 21, 2003

After years of exhaustive research and field work, our language experts have finally determined the most used and single most useful word in the Arabic language. Due to type issues it is difficult to represent in it's true form, , but phonetically it is written as "CKHA". Pronunciation can vary depending on locale within the Arabic world, but in general the sound of the word can be reproduced by clearing the throat, as if trying to extricate a stubborn piece of phlegm. Our language experts have poured over many Arabic texts, including the Muslim holy book, the Q'uoran, and have compiled a comprehensive list of the wide variety of meanings that this word can represent. Here are just a few from that list:

CKHA - Good Evening
CKHA - That is a fine turban you are wearing
CKHA - My camel smells bad
CKHA - My wife smells bad
CKHA - Have you seen my new Mercedes?
CKHA - There is something wrong with this rocket launcher
CKHA - Have another sheep's eyeball, they're delicious
CKHA - Fly the plane into that building over there
CKHA - Where is the detonator?
CKHA - The price is $5,000 a barrel
CKHA - Allah is great
CKHA - Die American pig-dog scum, my death shall be avenged for a thousand years
CKHA - Does this tent come in beige?
CKHA - Hello, I would like to buy some uranium please

February 19, 2003

YEAH I HAVE A JOB! FINALLY! woo hoo------

February 18, 2003

WASHINGTON (Feb. 18) - President Bush declared on Tuesday that he wouldn't be deterred by global protests against war with Iraq, saying ``I respectfully disagree'' with those who doubt that Saddam Hussein is a threat to peace.

He said such a war remains a final resort, but ``the risk of doing nothing is even a worse option as far as I'm concerned.''

Amid heavy opposition at the United Nations and protests around the world, the Bush administration faced a decision whether to push ahead with Britain for a new Security Council resolution to support war to disarm Iraq.

Senior Bush advisers are considering whether it was worth risking defeat in the council and how to phrase a new resolution in a bid for support, a U.S. official told The Associated Press.

Bush said that the size of the protests against a possible U.S.-led war against Iraq was irrelevant.

``Size of protest, it's like deciding, 'Well I'm going to decide policy based up on a focus group.' The role of a leader is to decide policy based upon the security - in this case - security of the people.''

Millions of people around the world took to the streets over the weekend to protest such a war.

``Democracy is a beautiful thing,'' Bush said, adding that ``people are allowed to express their opinion.''

``Some in the world don't view Saddam Hussein as a risk to peace,'' he added. ``I respectfully disagree.''

Bush said that Saddam Hussein continued to pose a very real threat to Americans and to the world - a message he pressed in a phone call on Monday to Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, a key ally in the region who has questioned the need for military action in Iraq.

The president expressed confidence that the United States would come up with an acceptable aid package for Turkey, a close U.S. ally in the region who will play a vital role if there is military action against Baghdad.

Bush said Turkey has ``no better friend than the American government'' and that Washington and Ankara were still working out details of an aid package.

The U.S. military plans to use bases in Turkey both for aircraft and for ground forces in the event of an attack on Turkey's neighbor to the south.

Bush indicated that he was running out of patience. Asked if he planned to set an ultimatum for Saddam's compliance, Bush suggested that would be pointless, like extending ``another, another, another last chance.''

``He knows my feelings, and that is, he needs to disarm - completely and totally disarm. He's a fellow that likes to buy time and buy it through deception and delay.''

The global anti-war protests have put the White House on the defensive. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer began his daily briefing by reading newspaper clips about demonstrations against the staging of missiles in Germany in the early 1980s, and said, ``This is not the first time there have been mass protests and in a previous instance America stood on principle ... and as a result the Berlin Wall came down.''

He also told reporters that former President Franklin Roosevelt overcame protests from isolationists to lead American into World War II.

``Often the message of protesters is contradicted by history,'' he said.

Next weekend, Bush will meet with a European supporter, Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar of Spain, at the president's ranch in Texas.